On Sunday night I slept really badly. I have a cold, again, and I woke up several times in the night. When the alarm went off I desperately wanted to roll over and go back to sleep. Instead I dragged myself out off bed. Having started badly the day got worse. My journey to work was much longer than usual as I got stuck on the hipster line for almost half an hour. There is only so long you can admire a waxed moustache and slightly too short trousers before boredom sets in.
I was late for my meeting. It was a decidedly ill-tempered meeting and after it was over I had to go somewhere else for another meeting and then I had another meeting and by then I was really fed up with meetings. When all the meetings were over I footered around for a bit and then I left work and headed for the bus stop. I was feeling a bit dispirited when suddenly, round the corner there appeared a gleaming, brand new Boris bus, waiting to transport me to the station and my heart lifted.
I can't describe how exciting I found this (this reminds me of a transport planning joke I once made up. Is that a modal shift in your hand or are you just pleased to see me? If you know about transport planning this is wildly funny). I entered the bus, rather boringly through the middle doors. It was heaving with passengers. Normally when I catch this bus there are very few people on board - maybe a couple of teenage girls and one granny. Last night every single seat was taken by white men in their 40s, 50s and 60s. Many of them were bearded (but none had waxed moustaches) and everyone was taking photographs. One man was being interviewed by another. There was one other woman on the bus and she was having a loud mobile phone conversation. ".....yeah, three different doors, one at the back, one in the middle.....no, all men.......yeah, a conductor".
I joined in with the oohing and aahing, admiring the glass curved panel by the front stairs and wishing I could hop off at the back. The conducer, who doesn't take fares, but is there to "reassure" passengers, looked a bit embarrassed.
People in the street were whipping out their phones and cameras to take pictures of the bus and its passengers. I couldn't help posing a little. I imagine this must be what it is like to be Victoria Beckham or the queen.
I wondered how many people on that bus realised that it was built in Galgorm close to where my sister lives. Not many I thought and then I thought again. I'm sure every single one of those bus spotters knew every single thing about that bus.
My five minue journey cheered me up no end. If this bus does become an icon, like the routemaster, I'll be able to tell my great-great-great nieces that I was one of the first Londoners to travel on a Boris bus.
Doesn't mean I'll be voting for him though.







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