hey im still here!!!! even though i was supposed to move out before christmas the woman im staying with doesnt seem to have noticed haha things are cool except that i keep having accidents like I spilt a whole pot of boiling coffee over my feet yesterday and the woman im staying with started shrieking and tried to throw a mug of cold water on top of me she is like weird sometimes plus she is always on at me now about learning new things cos like thats what your supposed to do in your gap year yeah right she is on at me to learn to cook just cos I have pasta and sauce out of a jar every night for my dinner like theres something wrong with that she came up with this great idea that we should make each others new year resolutions as if anyway she made about 100 billion for me and i didn’t get round to making any for her but if i did they would be like stop making lists and stop leaving piles of newspaper lying around and start watching some cool tv and learn to use the bloody dvd player and get a new computer and buy a microwave hello 2007 and stop going on at me all the time and asking me if i am ok and telling me that i should wear a coat when i go out at night in january and stop buying all that veg and putting it in the compost bin for the fruit flies to breed on and about 10 million other things actually its quite a good idea this making resolutions for each other so mum when are you sending me the money my drug dealer is getting a bit fed up with me and is saying i will have to go on the streets soon if i dont pay up hahaha only joking its to pay for my train fares to uni interviews love to everyone especially the cat
R xxxx
I like the dispatches from your eloquent young housemate. She is almost as good as Magda.
Posted by: Sandra | January 06, 2007 at 04:02 AM